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Name : Neo Yizan, Sunny Age : 23 Location : Singapore Birthday : 8th June 1984 Zodiac Sign : Gemini Email : hollow_boi@hotmail.com |
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Name : Neo Yizan, Sunny Age : 23 Location : Singapore Birthday : 8th June 1984 Zodiac Sign : Gemini Email : hollow_boi@hotmail.com |
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Read this inside Mouse's blog, finds it funny...Did some evil deeds and wala, post it here for you to read too...Haha
Ahaha people always say that Singapore is a 'fine' country with lotsa fines well i agree! ahaha received a mail making jokes outta some of the ahem names in singapore. no offence, just for laugh!
Not sure whether it makes sense?
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), and most citizens have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP). Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). And if this is not enough, somebody will Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you will be forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Bank (POSB). Sadly this will force you to live on the Loan Technique Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to the Money Operating H ospital (MOH), you may be able to use some of your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF). Sadly, and if you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never U se Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will Surely Give up Hope (SGH).
To ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On the Expressway (COE). If this does not help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you do not own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the T rain (MRT), or get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax. Not even the good old places we used to go because it has become So E xpensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!!!
Haha, at least I give credit to Mouse hor! See, I even BOLD your name leh! :p
Posted by Sunny @ 5:11 AM 
Read this inside Mouse's blog, finds it funny...Did some evil deeds and wala, post it here for you to read too...Haha
Ahaha people always say that Singapore is a 'fine' country with lotsa fines well i agree! ahaha received a mail making jokes outta some of the ahem names in singapore. no offence, just for laugh!
Not sure whether it makes sense?
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), and most citizens have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP). Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). And if this is not enough, somebody will Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you will be forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Bank (POSB). Sadly this will force you to live on the Loan Technique Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to the Money Operating H ospital (MOH), you may be able to use some of your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF). Sadly, and if you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never U se Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will Surely Give up Hope (SGH).
To ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On the Expressway (COE). If this does not help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you do not own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the T rain (MRT), or get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax. Not even the good old places we used to go because it has become So E xpensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!!!
Haha, at least I give credit to Mouse hor! See, I even BOLD your name leh! :p
Posted by Sunny @ 5:11 AM
